ugh ugh ugh i have hella cough due to allergies and i’m scurred b/c my mom is out and i don’t want to disturb her with what is just something minor
i don’t deserve to be 16 i am such a baby ;________;
April 2012
so my friend told me this joke today:
a father with three daughters finds out that all of them are going on dates on the same night. the doorbell rings and the man at the door says, “my name is joe. i’m here for flo. we’re going to the show. is she ready to go?” the doorbell rings a second time and the man at the door says, “my name is freddy. i’m here for bettie. we’re eating spaghetti. is she ready?” the door rings a third time and the man at the door says, “my name is chuck”
how long have I been chewing this gum
when was the last time I changed my tampon
what day is it
did I eat dinner
am I hungry
does my leg hurt
should I get up
Kanye West hologram to perform with Kanye West
The meaning behind your name →
en.shindanmaker.com
Julia’s name means: 1) To cry alone. 2) To put panties on your head.
chloe’s name means: 1) Just a homo. 2) Slightly homo.
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